Creamer

A person who jizzes their pants when a new product comes out or a famous person is around

A bunch of creamers were lined up outside the Apple store to get the latest iPhone.

by ZoneDogg September 09, 2022

Creamer

A woman who produces an excessive amount of natural vaginal lubrication that it turns into white cream looking fluid during sex. When the woman is penetrated, air enters the lubrication making the fluid resemble a milky creamy substance.

Man 1: Bro you won’t believe it but Sareena from last night was a creamer!

Man 2: No way.

Man 1: I swear! While I was fucking her she was creaming all over my dick, it was so hot.

by Nater101 January 13, 2025

Creamer

The skill to smother ones whipped topping on the one they make dessert with.

Tommy was such a creamer, he made her into whipped dessert.

by Netflixt November 08, 2015

Creamer

Put ice cream or whip cream on you dick and have a girl give you head to get it off

Betty gave me such a great chocolate creamer last night

by CottonCandy2425 February 10, 2016

Beef-Creamer

The act of giving a lady the beef and a robust cream pie.

A man who distributes large loads

I can't wait to give my wife the beef-creamer later

by Rickey Spanish April 05, 2017

Apple Creamer

This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.

"I'm an Apple Creamer"

"You're fucking weird

by The Bog Zombie June 14, 2023

Jeans creamer

When a person is so attractive the very site of them makes you ejaculate instantly.

I just saw a celebrity in person. They were hotter in person than on TV , a total jeans creamer!

by Chadwick74 September 05, 2017