crawdadding

to move backwards away from a perceived threat, as a crawdad does. When a crawdad is escaping, it moves quickly backward, despite any obstacles it may have to knock down or go around in its path. It also raises its pincers to pinch and defend itself against its attacker. Usually, crawdadding ends when the crawdad reaches its hole. The crawdad will then hide in its hole until it feels safe to come out again.

The White House Press Secretary is an expert at crawdadding when the First Family embarrasses itself or puts itself in an awkward position.

by tedtam August 9, 2010

crawk

The perfect combination between creepy and awkward to describe something or some one

that guy standing behind you in that picture is so crawk!

by indianfury&cooliocat May 24, 2011

Crawesome

Combination of "crazy" and "awesome."

"That was crazy AND awesome. I call it crawesome." - John Berry

by GuyIncognito May 24, 2004

Crawly Bum Lick

A snitch, brown noser, grass.

Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!

by Jeff2009 June 25, 2009

Wall crawler

Noun - Someone who recoils off the bed (and up the wall in some cases) as a result of mind blowing sex, whether it be actual intercourse or oral.

Adjective - phenomenal sex, leading to the girl recoiling off the bed and "crawling" up the wall.

n. Dude, last night I was giving it to Jane real rough and she became a wall crawler.

adj. Last night me and Jane had a real wall crawler.

by KingKnives February 3, 2008

crawl space

Cavernous pussy. Good for spelunking.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I peeked my head into the crawl space.

by T. J. October 30, 2003

Porch Crawler

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?

Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.

Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?

by TheDarkness420 January 22, 2010