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Ass be cracking

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013
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Acorn Cracking

1. The process of exposing ineptness, fraud and corruption in government, businesses, institutions and by persons in American Society by means of making public on youtube, or internet publication hard evidence captured on video, voice recording, surveliance and public record documents.

2. Busting persons on the public payroll engaged in criminal acts by publishing evidence on the internet such as video evidence on youtube.
1. The Arizona residents may have saved their lives by "acorn cracking" Arizona's Department of Health Services as well as the City of Peoria's police, city officials and employees on youtube with video and audio recordings of an actual ambush, attack and assault of several unknown agents using the youtube name WhistleBlowerJob.

2. The activists quickly left to do some acorn cracking with video evidence of police abuse and a Bart Station murder captured on a cellphone that appeared on youtube within a few hours of the killing.
by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 20, 2009
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cunt cracking

The act of parting the flange and enjoying the pink pleasures of a slightly questionable member of the female species that one may find in a place like Swindon on a Saturday evening. The sort of pleasure where the use of the curtain for cleaning purposes is absolutely essential following copulation.
Had a great tonight cunt cracking tonight fellas.... here, John... do you want to smell my finger?!?
by Myfingerstinks October 10, 2018
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Finger-cracking

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.
Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?
by Flatlander April 16, 2005
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anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.
by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013
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eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.
1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!
by joijoihere August 15, 2017
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