What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.
Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.
by Neubigmac February 3, 2017
Get the contempt of courtmug. initiation out of a gang
by Melissa February 6, 2005
Get the courting outmug. Where a naked man and woman run down onto a basketball court and have sex on it most often during a game.
by Deep blue 2012 August 1, 2010
Get the Court fuckingmug. Where a person runs out on a basketball court pulls down there pants and shits on the court. They do this for attention and/or to win a bet with someone that they won't do it.
by Deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010
Get the Court shitingmug. A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.
Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019
Get the court-to-prison jestermug. A mistrial.
Lionel Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy...
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy...
by marsneedstowels July 8, 2011
Get the bad court thingymug. A Toronto (Scarborough) homegrown local gang which consists of four low-income privately owned apartments located near Markham and Eglinton (MnE). 4CCC stands for "4 Corner Cougar Court" because the four buildings are each at the corners of the court. 4CCC is closely allied with 10 down. They also have small tensions with the nearby 081 gang but not serious enough to be called a beef.
by freekayflock0 March 31, 2023
Get the 4CCC/Cougar Courtmug.