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Coronavirus

That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away
Coronavirus is a beast and my enemy
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Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.
The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Coronavirus

A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.
Nick: Dude I hate China

Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona

Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus

Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then
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coronavirus

once upon a time a virus from china spread all over the world but in the us people hoarded toilet paper
johnny went to Walmart to get toilet paper but instead got coronavirus
by skrrt0683 April 9, 2020
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Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.
Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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coronavirus-19

Jojo is based on the corona virus. It's all a jojo reference. Life is too!
Person 1: Wait, it's all a jojo reference?
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!
by LeafyIsHere420 January 28, 2021
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Coronavirus

Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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