saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

moon cricket

Used as a deragatory term for a black person. Similar to porch monkey, nigger, or coon.

Some moon cricket must have stole it!

by dingraha November 19, 2007

comicker

In Japan, the people who draw manga (their version of comic books) are called mangaka.

Here in the West, people who draw comics are labeled as "Comic Book Artists."

Logic, and somewhat erroneous English grammar, would mutate the root noun (comic) for the sake of brevity to someone who does something - the comicker.

I am a comicker.

by Mobius 1 February 24, 2009

cricket post

When someone posts/shares on FB and no one comments or likes.

Did you see Kari posted pictures of her new car?

Yeah, I noticed her cricket post.

by Heather Leather February 21, 2011

Cricket

When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.

Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"

by Supermarket Worker February 26, 2011

Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

by viduity June 21, 2020

mr cricket

mr cricket is the nick-name for aussie batsman Mike Hussey, so named because of his complete cricketing skills

Mr Cricket scored another century today

by jamesssss March 3, 2007