coplockin

When watchin ya friend flirt or kiss wit da otha sex.

Yo ya friend was coplockin hard when we was kissin.

by Paige Retej November 14, 2007

Colombian Water Jacket

The process in which two guys use their own hands to jerk each other off while touching each other. This is not gay and if you have not done it yet, you are indeed gay.

Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.

by chramelisa October 25, 2011

Colombiazoned

Like friendzone only worse.

John: I love you but I love her more.
Friend: OMG Jane you are colombiazoned!

by MissMissingU April 2, 2016

Colombian arm candy

A sexy latina girl who looks good by your side

My colombian arm candy looked great when we when out tonight

by Bluntaah March 18, 2017

Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.

Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"

by TheDWare April 25, 2017

Colombian wristwatch

The cartel slits your wrist then cuts your dick off and sticks it in your wrist.

The Colombians offered Mike Mike a deal, he could have a Colombian necktie or he could have a Colombian wristwatch. Mike Mike begged for the Columbian necktie but they gave him a Colombian wristwatch instead.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017

Colombian Manicure

When an enraged, STD ridden prostitute bites your finger off in a filthy Colombian brothel.

Frank got a Colombian Manicure. They call him Frankie Four Fingers now.

by Bwahahahahah January 16, 2018