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Cooner

A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.
That one legged, blind man is such a cooner. He doesn't fit in anywhere!
by Kevinsacooner June 10, 2009
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Swamp Cooler

When a woman gives a blow job with ice in her mouth and suddenly spits out the ice cube and crams it up his anus.
Bruce gave a surprised squeal of glee when his wife gave him a swamp cooler.
by trixie360 July 18, 2009
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coolers

n. Surfers rappers and others who think they is "cool".

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We all that!

Yeah, we coolers!
by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013
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coolness factor

A measure by which you define just how cool a person really is: an 11, off the chain, or un-cool: a 0 lame . You can do this when your out, just by stating a number to your best buds coolness factor 11 who get the drill. Then, the clueless person is in the darkas to wtf you are talking about...unless they think they were the univited guest at your belching contest lol... as same rating scale applies.
For Instance: There are two Robert Hunter's, if you read the following:

"Robert Hunter, lyricist for the Grateful Dead, and solo performer, whose performance is heard here, and Robert Hunter, poet, author, journalist and co-founder of GreenPeace, whose picture is shown here, are two different people. Greenpeace's Bob Hunter lived in Vancouver BC. He is shown here sailing on the Phyllis Carmack on the way to protest US nuke testing in Alaska. He died of cancer in 2005. Singer-songwriter Robert Hunter is from San Fransisco Cal., and is still alive."

- I'd, their Coolness Factor is a draw , as well as off the charts! ...an 11 ... the Urban Dictionary Definition of Draw is an off the chain co-incidence - look up UD definitions of draw, and the other words in brackets, that are already defined... and your coolness factor will increase ! some words in brackets may just not have been properly defined yet, so you can help there! lmao The more brackets with UD definitions, the higher your coolness factor - unless you plan to put your own twist on those definitions later.
by Coop Keeper November 16, 2013
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cooler than smack

Underground hip hop/rap legends. Cooler Than Smack was founded in the early 1990's by Shemrock and Driftski in Brockton, MA.
Did you see Cooler Than Smack with Floorgasm last night?
by Pill Box March 2, 2008
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painted cooler

Mostly made by sorority girls as gifts to other girls or fraternity men. The coolers are painted with stuff the other person likes. Example: favorite drink, fraternity, hobbies, quotes, songs, clothing brands, and ext. Most popular event to make coolers for is formals. You want your cooler to look better than all the older coolers. And make them good because everyone is judging your cooler.
painted cooler time ... this guy invited me to his formal
by kaydee girl May 29, 2011
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Coolness

Coolness was founded on the TV show Parker Lewis Can't Lose. This show was originally based on the teenage cult classic Ferris Buelers Day Off, however the writers stepped up and earned their paychecks and made something special. Like many FOX comedies that suffer without a real audience (Family Guy, Arrested Development), PLCL died in obscurity. Coolness itself doesn’t denote supreme awesomeness. Instead it connotates a very chill relaxed attitude.
"That girl keeps walking by and checking you out..."
"Coolness, give it a while, let her sweat it out"
by Beefy10128 December 28, 2005
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