Chaos Goblin Line Cook

no. It's that vibe. Its unstable line cook. It's the confidence, its the fawning. Doesn't matter if you're hung over, haven't washed in 3 days, and or high. He doesn't care he'll still suck a fart out of your ass. Right there and then. He'll fawn all over you and give you free drugs. Some girls get it and some girls just don't. He's got that unstable soft boi grunge free spirit thing going.

think Pete Davidson

"Guys want a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, girls are after the Chaos Goblin Line Cook."

by THI355Y February 25, 2022

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Dane Cook

The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.

You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler

by Illusion December 14, 2008

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cocky seagull

Any northern species,usually caught in Florida, trying to imitate and live up to its Floridian counterparts. Markings closely resemble strong connection between bird and mammal species - spike in hair aimed at a 90 degree towards the back of the head. Lobster tanning also found in 9 out of 10 of specimens.

Bob - "Was that a cocky seagull I saw profiling in the white regal?
Tom - " Sure was Bob, he must have forgot his L.A. Looks at home."

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

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Cookathon

A tradition in notorious student party town Dunedin, New Zealand. Involves dressing up in a group with a common theme, drinking very early in the morning (and continuing all day) and making your drunken way to the Cook bar for a day full of drinking.

Is now banned from Dunedin thanks to the university opposing the liquor renewal of the Cook.

Guy 1: Bro, what you going to cookathon as?
Guy 2: Our flats going as terrorists. What about you?

by otunstu September 18, 2009

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