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Mazeltov Cocktail

The unexpected disclosure of a person's Jewishness in, or creating, an extremely awkward or combustible situation.
In his autobiography The Ragman's Son, Kirk Douglas (nee Issur Danielovich) recounts many instances of confronting anti-Semitism he encounters by people unaware the actor himself is Jewish. In a particularly notable example, Douglas explodes a Mazeltov Cocktail in the face of an anti-semitic actress immediately after bedding her, remarking at the climactic moment, "I am a Jew...You are being f...d by a Jew."
by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012
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cocktease

A girl who is flirtacious with almost any member of the opposite sex and pretending it is only innocent behavior, often with the primary intention of fishing for compliments
She was such a cocktease that she even flirted with an 80 year-old wilted man to garner some compliments.
by Andrew February 13, 2003
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Cooktd

When a rap artist lays down so hardcore, insane, out their mind, badass, loco, verses that blows up the lab!
" Those lyrice you just spit are cooktd!"
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Dro Cocktail

A mixture of Dro (Weed), and the cashed resinous weed from a pipe, roach, etc. Mixed in a container, shaken not stirred.
Bro: Ay man, what is this that we are smoking? Im fucked up!

Me: Its that dro cocktail blazer!
by truffles71 December 17, 2010
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Molotov Cocktail

Molotov Cocktail
-An incendiary device that consists of a glass bottle, a flammable liquid, and a soaked rag
See Incendiary

It is made quickly and easily with household materials

The bottle is filled with the liquid (usually gasoline) and the rag is soaked in the liquid
The rag is then used as a fuse that ignites the liquid
When the rag is lit the bottle is thrown by user; the bottle then breaks upon impact; the liquid then spreads and ignites instantly, creating a large fireball (depending on liquid)

Molotov cocktails can be used to attack buildings, cars, and personnel and are extremely dangerous on the receiving end
A molotov cocktail was thrown into the house which burned down earlier
by GBowski July 17, 2004
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cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process
Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.
by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008
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Cocktell

It's when chicks do chick stuff like hangin' around the house and talks about sex and the size of the dicks of the guys they had sex with.
Chick number 1: I'm sooo looking forward to our slumberparty this weekend, I wanna do some cocktell

Chick number 2: OMG! yes, I love cocktells. And to give a hint, he has such a small penis. how can he ever satisfy someone with that small thing?

Chick number 1: Stop cocktelling now, cocktells are for this weekend only!
by Osiris_god August 19, 2009
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