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Cook Conspiracy 

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.
~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”
Cook Conspiracy by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019
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cook it nerd looser,

cook it nerd loosera funny thing to say to your buds. cook it means to cook and consume your dog or feline companion. an nerd looser is just a name for a dumb ass. like honestly they should die. they love k pop and should die. ugh they are also gay and gay is gay so....
cook it nerd looser, i hope your dog dies
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Cook machine 

A concept designed by Issy (a mix between a washing machine and a oven)
Cook machine by Big brain bill April 25, 2020

Cook machine 

A cook machine is a way to use less space having a cooker and a washing machine in 1
The other day I brought a cook machine to use less space
Cook machine by Cookmachine123 April 25, 2020

Cook butterflies 

Phrase girls use as a code word for masturbation
"Guys i'm gonna go, I have to cook butterflies"

Cook ons 

Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.
Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.
Cook ons by Djkevinrudd07 January 9, 2021

Cook Girl 

A weirdo kid who tries to be a funny. She calls her friends' buffoons and always fake cries. She is also a really good cook. And has a father Tim Cook the CEO of apple. She also NEVER plays Roblox with Souza BOYYYYYYY.
Cook Girl is at it again Yall.

She's always acting like a Cook Girl.
Cook Girl by Cook Girl October 10, 2021