Coochie Consultation

To set an appointment to have sex with a woman. Much like a dick appointment, but is used by males and lesbians, used only to fuck with no feelings.

Bro, I gotta go! I have a coochie consultation 🍑

by Lilbrowngirl420 May 12, 2020

Coochie Scout

The man who is toxic for the coochie.

"You see that boy Adam Harrington? He the OG Coochie Scout."

by Anon5514 October 21, 2020

dungeon coochie

When a vagina smells like it has been fermenting for months in a dark, dirty, moldy, musty dungeon.

Yuck! That dirty sink smells like dungeon coochie!

by Schristy July 12, 2017

Coochie Slapper

To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.

"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"

by Glossoholic September 25, 2018

Coochie Wedgie

Coochie wedgie is where the seat of the panties get caught up inside the lips of a Vagina.

These panties always give me a coochie Wedgie.

by teralove June 8, 2018

Coochie Apple

A person who you really don't like but don't want them to know.

Hey Jhene, you're such a coochie apple!

by Battle Rocket October 30, 2022

Coochie Police

Supreme Court of the United States

Women don't want their reproductive justice rights controlled by the Coochie Police!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 16, 2022