like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

contanister

You hold stuff in one of these. kind of like a container, but different.

A band called "punching foster" wrote a song about a contanister. Listen to the song. It's called "contanister"

by Freddy Mercury September 22, 2003

Contanister

When Container and Cannister are not good enough, you need a "Contanister".

Person#1: Man, I have all this rice, what should I put it in?

Person#2: I have a great contanister that I usually use for that

by JayBee123wesrgdfh October 14, 2008

LB Contest

LB Contest (short for Lucky Bastard Contest) is a year-long competition in which two boys go to compete for dating the most girls.

Let's go for a LB Contest.

Oh my dad LOVES LB Contest.

by cocotones November 12, 2010

The Contest

A game in which participants must look up the most horrifying toon porn that ruins their childhood memories. The winner is declared when the other contestants childhood memories are completely shattered.

"Before The Contest, I used to love care bears! Now all I can think about is them in a circle jerk."

by Scrambles The Death Dealer October 14, 2008