construction season

The time of year when it seems like every main road or side street is undergoing some sort of roadway construction. The fixing of potholes, trimming of branches, or (personal favorite) middle of the road guy in a manhole doing god knows what, are typical of construction season.

Getting to the beach was a bitch today, fuckin construction season is in full force!

I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.

by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009

United States Coast Guard

The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America

Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.

by Macd00d January 10, 2006

resting constipation face

Tucker Carlson's grimaced look every night on Fox News.

Tucker Carlson was interviewing Glenn Greenwald on Fixed Noise with resting constipation face as they both slammed Hillary for sending some email.

by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018

Constipated Mouse

The 'Constipated Mouse' is a sound effect achieved by yelling a long 'aahh!', in a more high-pitched voice from the top of your throat; a baby-voice or childish voice while making the Constipated Mouse noise is also required. It is also possible to speak in this mouse voice. When you are making this effect, just imagine a simple mouse trying to force a bowel movement out on his tiny, porcelain toilet.

This sound is very useful in intense situations, such as a murderer entering your house.

*Murderer breaks lock open on front door*.
Resident: "Aahh!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Murderer: "What the hell is that?"
Resident: "It's our constipated mouse, you better get the f*ck outta here before he takes a poop all over your God damn face... uh-oh, here he comes!"
"Aahh!"

Chris: "Aah!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Nick: "Haha! That sounds like a constipated mouse!"
Chris: "God damn it," *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.

by The Oddly Moustached Cat August 2, 2010

Constance

The best friend you could have. She is honest, loyal, and always positive. She is super smart and aces all her tests. She has good advice, and she's beautiful inside and out.

I'm so glad Constance is in my life

by Vic loves you December 14, 2010

Constructive Criticism

Something almost everyone on the internet unfortunately lacks.

There's a reason why I'm barely online considering how constructive criticism is a rare thing on the web.

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

Roller Coaster Blown Out

The act of being able to ride roller coasters easily because you've rode so many. Very similar to how a woman, or even a gay man, can take a dick very easily after he or she's been screwed many times, or "blown out". The fear is gone, but the fun's still there!

Person 1: Dude, wanna ride the Sheikra?
Person 2: Hell no! That thing's fuckin crazy!
Person 3: Ah, stop being a bitch. You're just not roller coaster blown out yet!

by Thejefferson09 April 17, 2009