Congress

a collection of old douches who think they know what the majority of the population wants and pass laws that don’t make sense to most people

person 1: no one can agree on a solution to legal cannabis because the higher-ups don’t ever know what we want

person 2: damn Congress!

by confusingbutwhocares March 14, 2022

Congress

Noun; a meeting of three or more apes.

Harambe could have fought back if his Congress was with him.

by Raylord666 May 25, 2022

Congress

A collective noun used for crocodiles

A congress of crocodile attacking a deer near the river.

by Rambo Tan June 22, 2022

congratsyeb

good thing you got out of that florida heat

congratsyeb, im glad you got out of that florida heat

by bugglegum September 5, 2022

Congress' Law

When group/corporation sue, or send a cease and desist, to someone/some group for trying to expose a crime that's only partially related to the group/corporation, it's probably because that group/corporation actively engages in that crime.

Person 1: Did you know that Leaf Corp sued someone trying to investigate their subsidiary company for tax fraud?
Person 2: Congress' Law, they must be committing tax fraud too!
Person 1: That's a shame.

by Spook_Retard February 23, 2024

Congrats

A more polite way to say “that’s crazy” to someone when they tell you something you don’t care about

Person A : “ I just bought a new car”

Person B “Congrats”

by zhangyawoojiao March 1, 2024

Congrats

A more polite way of saying “that’s crazy” to something you don’t care about

Person A : Yo I bought a new pair of shoes

Person B : Congrats

by zhangyawoojiao March 3, 2024