P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.

"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"

by Imkool136 April 4, 2015

Conchi

Conchi is a latin woman who will catch your eye in a crowd. She’s a beauty like you’ve never known beauty before. Her thick hair, her deap brown eyes and her Latin curves turn heads everywhere she goes.

Conchi is the kindest friend you can have. She loves you with all her heart and she gives you all she has . Everybody wants to be Conchis friend
If you know a Conchi you should hold on to her and take good care of her. As she gives so much of herself to others, remember to give back to her.

And should you be so lucky as to marry a Conchi- you got the best! Remember to give her backrubs and footmassages regularly

Did you see the new girl in town Conchi?? She’s the sweetest , I wish she was my friend

by mamalama January 18, 2019

Coachillin

1. (verb) - to be in a pure state of bliss while surrounded by your friends and loved ones on an amazing journey of art, music and dancing.

2. the act of going to, or hanging out at, Coachella Music Festival, Indio CA.

Zaffiro: "Where are you? I just got to the festival"

Cunana: "Yo! We're Coachillin in VIP"

by PositivePanda May 10, 2011

lead-pipe cinch

In American slang this phrase means a dead certainty.

Homer: I have 50 bucks riding on this game.
Marge: Homer, you promised me!
Homer: This isn't gambling Marge. It's lead-pipe cinch.

by Jara Dosek January 2, 2007

cinch sacker

Similar to "brown bagger", but the whole body, not just the face needs bagged or "cinch sacked." May even pertain to someone's overall rotten personality, appearance and general place in the world.

Me: "Hey man, that dude looks horrible."
You: "What a cinch sacker!"

or

Me: "I hate that stupid biatch at work."
You: "Someone should throw a cinch sack up on her."

by FBite March 2, 2008

Coach Carter

(Basketball) When shooting an open three-pointer on a fast break rather than taking an easy layup. Inspired by a movie of the same name.

"Coach Carter!" Swoosh. Stupid, but bold.

by Dr. Heywood Floyd January 10, 2009

Coach Amy

A woman who scare children for fun. She knows where they live and enjoys stalking them. When a child is crying in pain, she laughs. Evil. It kinda burns your eyes to look at her. Viewer discretion is advised.

The code-name of any sports coach who you don't like. It's a good code-name because the actual coach will have no idea.

Girl one: "eww our tennis coach is a real coach amy!"
Girl two: "Ikr! she totes burns my eyeballs"

by professersnuggles November 21, 2010