complainurbating

The act of getting off by complaining

Co-worker 1: She really seems to be complainurbating today.

Co-worker 2: Yeah, just all over the place.

by Omnipotent1 September 19, 2013

Complaint

A group of Karen's. Much like a murder of crows, flock of seagulls or flamboyance of flamingoes.

Better get the manager. Here comes a complaint of Karen's.

by AFO1982 March 9, 2022

Buzzword Compliant

A tongue-in-cheek expression used to suggest that a particular product supports features simply because they are currently fashionable.

The pointy haired boss suggested we rewrite the entire company intranet so that it would be fully buzzword compliant.

by erikm100 October 30, 2011

Conan Complaint

A complaint by a person who is half as good at his/her job as the last person in it, and yet whines before being paid $45 million to resign.

Man, seriously, that Conan Complaint actually worked with those head honchos? All he did was cost us 2.5 million customers!

by JayInAtlanta January 22, 2010

compains

stopping something falling off.

'i got very compains and fell off.'

by evangeline. July 6, 2008

Complainy Bottom

A person who is on the receiving end of gay sex who also characteristically complains a lot. It is often confused, and assumed that the complainy bottom is submissive, however a complainy bottom can be dominant. (See complainy power bottom)

He is definitely a complainy bottom. After his hookup last night he was complaining whilst walking funny.

by NancyLv2911 December 29, 2021

Complianus

One who complains and is acting like an anus at the same time.

Common Asshole: Wow I want to go home
Innocent Bystander: You are being such a complianus right now

by Ethan Sch January 14, 2008