commodititis

An irrational and unhealthy desire for "stuff", preventing someone enjoying more meaningful aspects of life.

She said she needed some "retail therapy" instead of enjoying a hike in the wilderness, but I think she's suffering from a bout of commodititis.

by BrizzlePhil July 9, 2020

Commiliated

When you’re humiliated, but you’re also a lazy dog named Charlie.

Charlie does nothing but sleep. “I’m soooo commiliated.”

by Jbomb314 March 12, 2021

Commiliated

When you’re a lazy dog named and your sleep has been interrupted.

I can’t believe I was woken up from my slumber. I’m soooo commiliated right now.

by Jbomb314 March 15, 2021

Covidiotazer

Tazer drone yet to be invented by eg.SpaceX or Virgin.

Who is going to invent the first covidiotazer Virgin or Space X

by What a Time to be Alive! July 27, 2021

Covidiot

Individuals that believe covid does not exist in the world. This also applies to individuals that choose not to participate in activities that prevent the spread of covid(and other communicable diseases).

Examples. Anti-vaccine, refusal to wear masks, will not use hand sanitizer/wash hands frequently (these people fall into the category of not washing hands after using the bathroom), and all preventative procedures in general.

When I was checking out at the store, this Covidiot was coughing all over the place.

by Skittles3333 October 8, 2022

Commodity

Hey! Wow! You're good at this! That's totally right!

Hym "You know what else is a commodity? Attention! That's why people are incentivized to horde it for themselves! 'What's why?' you ask? Well, if you are receiving a disproportionate amount of the public's attention, you get to arbitrate WHO gets it OR how they are framed. Look at the morden 'Youtube circuit system' (as I call it). You'll have a guy who occupies a certain space (conceptually) and he will get passed around the circuit that exists by the people who also occupy the same space. Take swole neurologist guy. He got on somebody's show and immediately afterwards started doing the rounds. He was everywhere overnight. Which ties into the Jacob's ladder problem. Jacob's ladder is a fire escape with someone at the top who decides whether or not he let's the ladder down or leaves you to be eaten by the zombies. And that's what good ole' Dr. Peeper Jeeps is really advocates. Not for disaffected young men. But maintaining his (perceived) right to leave you to be eaten by the horde. Hell, he might even cannibalize you himself. Food is scarce in the zombie apocalypse. It's about him deciding whether or not you get to fuck his daughter (conceptually)."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

Covidiot

A person who trusted everything the government said about covid, who previously never trusted the government about anything.

"Look at that covidiot wearing a mask while jogging outside alone"....
"My mate died just after he got his 2nd covid vaccine..... covidiot"....
Worker: "I ain't coming into work today, I got covid" Boss: "But you had the covid vaccine, I thought that stopped you getting it.." Worker: "Well the test says I have covid" Boss: "You covidiot!"

by BrownBoy90 April 3, 2024