Brew the Coffee

An oral sex act in which a female is kneeling in front of a standing male performing oral sex on his unit, all the while the male holds the nose of the female pulling her farther onto his unit. This act is done correctly if the female begins to make a sound as a coffee maker brewing the coffee.

Mike: "Honey, I know its late and we are both tired, maybe if we brew the coffee we can stay awake and watch the last ten minutes of Golden Girls"

Tracy: "Sure, now the question is, how do you like your coffee? Sweet and creamy? "

by jonnydeanevoss February 6, 2010

Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer

Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.

Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.

by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015

we should get coffee sometime

a pick up line. more commonly a line used by an ex in an attempt to get back together, hook up, or attempt a friendship.

"We should get coffee sometime." "I don't know, I started seeing someone else."

by callie jorsen July 27, 2016

Todd the coffee

To pour the strongest portion of coffee from a drip coffee maker pot before it has finished brewing.

The Coffee is weak. Did you Todd the Coffee?

by TToddTodd's friend May 18, 2016

Coffeed Out

1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.

2. A caffeine overdose.

Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.

by tennooge May 3, 2011

Coffee jelly

a very delicious dish that a pink haired guy named kusuo saiki loves.

saiki: I don’t have time for you!
I have to eat coffee jelly.
kaidoo: *sad face*

by sweetkittycat January 2, 2022

toasted coffee skins

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.

Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.

by jaketlb September 15, 2009