National Butt Clenching Day

For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March

Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !

by realdeffr February 27, 2020

Colenthian

Very attractive guy around 5’5 or so. Blessed with all the perfect characteristics for your ideal homeboy/boyfriend. Lightskin who has a great smile and a great smile. Knows how to make anyone smile at almost any point in time and originated in Ridgecrest.

Hey, have you guys seen a Colenthian or has he not shown up for class today?

by Johnathon Lewis November 23, 2021

Calendar Chess

Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.

Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess

by InFormationForAttack April 23, 2011

celenebriation

To celebrate by getting inebriated.

Our hockey team just won. Let's go out and celenebriate! We'll have a celenebriation!
I'm so hung over, we were out celenebriating last night.

by askemthepooter October 21, 2012

Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013

calendar creeping

When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.

Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.

by Ashwanda October 23, 2017

Calendar Rape

In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.

Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.

by Mully2222 January 24, 2018