Cockaphobic dog

Lilo. Jennifer's dog. A dog that is afraid of cock's and is a female. Also see Gay Dog.

by The Anarchist June 11, 2003

cockwarmer

item for nerdz to use ;)

by cracker jack April 26, 2003

cockrape

allen linger

allen is such a cockrape, he stole my pencil!

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cockward

anything awkward having to do with cock (sex, cockblocking, guys defending territory, etc)

"did you see that guy trying to get with his best friend's ex? yeah, that was so cockward."

by carleeta November 17, 2006

Cockwaft

A mocking tone of expression, meaning to waft ones penis, thus displacing knob-cheesey air or Cockwind, in the general direction of a twat, mainly used after another persons cock-up or mistake.

Dude 1: 'Oh no I've just emailed that abusive message about the bosses wife to my boss!'

Dude 2: 'LOL, Ha Ha Ha Cockwaft!'

by solgib2001 March 26, 2010

Cockwash

Worthless stuff.

Dave - "How was the meeting this afternoon, mate?"

Eddie - "Oh you know, the gaffer was spouting the usual load of old cockwash".

by Robbo1964 September 29, 2012

cockwalrus

1. A walrus that has penises in place of tusks.
2. An insult used for a person who attempts to be dignified, but fails.

Pat: Man, Tom always tries to be cool, but he just goes around like he's got two giant dicks coming out of his mouth.
Adam: Yeah, what a cockwalrus.

by Unnatural20 April 8, 2008