A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.
(Also "Cockpit Problems")
(Also "Cockpit Problems")
Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."
Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."
Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."
by zboss April 27, 2009
Get the Cockpit Trouble mug.1. A phrase used to describe someone who has performed an underhand, guileful or duplicitous act...or someone who's just been a bit of a prick.
"Did you know Alex 'as been chattin!?"
"Has he been chattin'?!"
"He's been chattin'!"
"What's he been chattin'?!"
"He's been chattin' shit!"
"What shit's he been chattin'?!"
"He's been goin' round south saeed and chattin' dat we got beef wit' dem and dat we're safe wit' north endz!"
"Aw cockting!"
"Has he been chattin'?!"
"He's been chattin'!"
"What's he been chattin'?!"
"He's been chattin' shit!"
"What shit's he been chattin'?!"
"He's been goin' round south saeed and chattin' dat we got beef wit' dem and dat we're safe wit' north endz!"
"Aw cockting!"
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by DarkAngelAnubis November 3, 2012
Get the Cocktot mug.1. A female (hopefully) that brutally interrupts the act of fellatio by biting the male's genitalia.
2. One who sucks or is douchey to such an extent that it is assumed that they are a male who uses his free time to bite other men's genitalia.
Verb: to cockbite, to bite cock Past Tense: cockbitten Past Participle: to have bitten cock, to have cockbitten Adj.: None
Adverb: cockbitingly Noun: a cockbite (plural: cockbites) or cock biter
2. One who sucks or is douchey to such an extent that it is assumed that they are a male who uses his free time to bite other men's genitalia.
Verb: to cockbite, to bite cock Past Tense: cockbitten Past Participle: to have bitten cock, to have cockbitten Adj.: None
Adverb: cockbitingly Noun: a cockbite (plural: cockbites) or cock biter
Example 1:
Guy #1: Hey, I got a blow job.
Guy #2: Oh thanks, I definitely needed to know that. Well, uh, how was it?
Guy #1: Uh, I'd rather not talk about it.
Guy #2: Dude, you brought it up, just tell me. OOOOOHHH. I see. Cockbitten.
Example 2:
Douchebag: HEY GWYZ, JEW WANA SEE THA NU TWICK I LURNED ON MY SKATEBOORD?!?!?!!111
Douchebag's victim: No you fucking cockbite.
Guy #1: Hey, I got a blow job.
Guy #2: Oh thanks, I definitely needed to know that. Well, uh, how was it?
Guy #1: Uh, I'd rather not talk about it.
Guy #2: Dude, you brought it up, just tell me. OOOOOHHH. I see. Cockbitten.
Example 2:
Douchebag: HEY GWYZ, JEW WANA SEE THA NU TWICK I LURNED ON MY SKATEBOORD?!?!?!!111
Douchebag's victim: No you fucking cockbite.
by ncstatemike September 29, 2012
Get the cockbite mug.When a woman allows a certain of number of penises into her Vagina, normally 3 or more, her vagina is then nicknamed a cockpit for being a hole where numerous penises go. In short, a cockpit, is a slut's vagina.
Damn, that whore had a loose cockpit. If only she had some self control and didn't have to screw every man she calls a boyfriend.
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