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Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")
Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."
by zboss April 27, 2009
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Cockting

1. A phrase used to describe someone who has performed an underhand, guileful or duplicitous act...or someone who's just been a bit of a prick.
"Did you know Alex 'as been chattin!?"

"Has he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin'!"

"What's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been chattin' shit!"

"What shit's he been chattin'?!"

"He's been goin' round south saeed and chattin' dat we got beef wit' dem and dat we're safe wit' north endz!"

"Aw cockting!"
by The big K! August 7, 2009
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cocktipsy

Just drunk enough to relax your penis when you are nervous because you are with a new chick.
I've got a blind date tonight so I'll have a couple drinks with dinner and get cocktipsy.
by eab_habib May 7, 2011
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Cocktivist

Cocktivism consists of efforts made to block the cock.

1. Shitty wingman
2. Lezbo
1.Way to rally up back there with your dumb jokes and spilly drinking! I was about to close the deal.. cocktivist !

2.That rugmuncher is totaly boycotting cock..cocktivist!
by Flameblue July 16, 2011
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Cocktot

someone who is being a douchebag, an arrogant prick, etc
Person 1: OMFG look he's so fat I bet he can't do anything but eat!

Person 2: dude don't be such a cocktot, that ain't cool.
by DarkAngelAnubis November 3, 2012
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cockbite

1. A female (hopefully) that brutally interrupts the act of fellatio by biting the male's genitalia.

2. One who sucks or is douchey to such an extent that it is assumed that they are a male who uses his free time to bite other men's genitalia.

Verb: to cockbite, to bite cock Past Tense: cockbitten Past Participle: to have bitten cock, to have cockbitten Adj.: None
Adverb: cockbitingly Noun: a cockbite (plural: cockbites) or cock biter
Example 1:

Guy #1: Hey, I got a blow job.
Guy #2: Oh thanks, I definitely needed to know that. Well, uh, how was it?
Guy #1: Uh, I'd rather not talk about it.
Guy #2: Dude, you brought it up, just tell me. OOOOOHHH. I see. Cockbitten.

Example 2:
Douchebag: HEY GWYZ, JEW WANA SEE THA NU TWICK I LURNED ON MY SKATEBOORD?!?!?!!111
Douchebag's victim: No you fucking cockbite.
by ncstatemike September 29, 2012
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Cockpit

When a woman allows a certain of number of penises into her Vagina, normally 3 or more, her vagina is then nicknamed a cockpit for being a hole where numerous penises go. In short, a cockpit, is a slut's vagina.
Damn, that whore had a loose cockpit. If only she had some self control and didn't have to screw every man she calls a boyfriend.
by big pimpin111 April 23, 2014
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