cockmonger

an overweight man that does not leave his basement for elongated periods of time. He also likes to not chill because he likes saving the small sum of money that he earns a week on gifts for him self.

"God! Christopher Mady has been such a cockmonger lately"

by Fat terrorist November 23, 2009

Cockooning

When a man tries to wrap himself around you post-hookup like a clingy emotional burrito because he "felt a connection."

I let him hit once and now hes cockooning me. He said I'm his muse.

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

cocooner

a person that started out as a good looking child and looked like they would continue to look good but then loses their cuteness at some point and is not attractive anymore later on in life

"aaaw he was such a cute child!"
"yeah its too bad he's a cocooner..."
"oh my god i know. how unfortunate"

by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

CockTong

When a man doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.

"Dude that's wicked gross. Wash ya damn cocktongs."

by Stumpy2088 July 13, 2015

cocklong

Unlike "cockstrong" which defines a man with unusual physical strength, cocklong describes a man with a large penis.

A lot of people think Wayne is cockstrong, but they often forget he's cocklong too.

by Ole Suge December 30, 2016

Cockmongler

A person of the female gender (no transies) who lives to shove huge cocks in their cock pocket (mouth).

"Hey Sarah do u happen to be a cockmongler?"
"Oh fuck yes I am and I'll mongle that huge fucking cock of your fucking all day long 😉"

by Muffinator June 15, 2016

Cockmonster

A man usually named tommaso is hungry for sperm

hey tommo you have a tiny cock lol omg #suckmeoff you cockmonster

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017