clocker

24/7 drug dealer. I believe the term was coined by the movie/book "Clockers"

Don't go too close to that bench, those guys are clockers.

by Aiek October 17, 2003

Cockenheimer

A person whose idiotic actions resemble that of the organ for copulation and urinary excretion.

He can be such a cockenheimer when he's inebriated.

by Francis P. Sawyer January 10, 2012

boss cocked

(Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.

Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?

Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.

by bleblah February 4, 2009

Cockerella

Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)

I love Cockerella.

by Nataliussss June 8, 2009

Horse Cockery

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"

If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

cockaroo

An incredibly well hung kangaroo. It's cock hits the ground as it hops.

"Look at that kangaroo"
"No that's a cockaroo"

by Jesusflower May 4, 2014

Cacker

Dorset/Hampshire word for pikey.
Thorney Hill in Bransgore - Christchurch is full off cackers - mostly pikeys who have abandoned their caravans for council houses.
Not the same as a chav - Cackers will be from gypsy stock.

Here Dave have you seen all those caravans on the recreation ground? - Yeah they are Cackers.

by Cacker Spotter December 2, 2009