Couch surfing

Surfing the web while lying on the couch.

I saw the gnarliest Wipeout video when I was couch surfing yesterday.

by Rand Shitt February 16, 2019

conch shell

Giving a girl a rimjob while fingering her.

Man, Johnny really has a thing for "Lord of the Flies". He tried to play Debbie's asshole like a conch shell.

by Zachary G. November 8, 2007

couch surfing

when a someone is on a couch that is being dragged by a moving vehicle

Dude, Jacob surfed all the way down the neighborhood when he was couch surfing last night

by drenched January 12, 2009

cach suckis

A disease that one may develope from sucking too much cach. symptoms include dizzyness; soar, pussing throat; ichy ears; swollen glans; and headaches. It is similar to mono.

My throat really hurts, i think Jay gave me Cach Suckis at the party last weekend.

by Jason Hammil April 14, 2007

Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 4, 2011

cooch spider

A head tingler or massager used to stimulate a girl's vagina.

Robby busted out the cooch spider on his girl last night!

by Billy Joel March 19, 2005

American Couch Sloth

Someone who walks around, complaining that he has too many things going on at once and can't do any of them.

"Hey, we need your help!"
"Not right now, leave me alone, I'm busy"
Then you see him doing nothing but walking around talking about how busy he is.

by Chris July 6, 2004