couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

couch dragon

A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing

Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.

by Mr sauve October 5, 2016

Couchpants

Someone with low intelligence and self-esteem. Hides behind the Internet to insult others. Has No real friends.

He's on Facebook again being a real "couchpants". You can't believe anything a"couchpants" says.

by Don'tcarewhatyouthink October 26, 2016

couch middle school

A school full of fake people with even more fake friends that only care about themselves and “get hurt” for attention

“This girl says she broke her ankle” “I saw her dancing on it on her Snapchat. She must be from couch middle school”

by xxdonewithitxx November 30, 2017

couch munch

Someone who accepts living on a couch

Bella: Jack is a couch munch!
Jack: I love couches!

by Couchmuncher December 26, 2017

Couch crusher

Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth

Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!

Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!

by TV2112 March 22, 2019

couch ho or couch hoe

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.

It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021