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sticky caps

The "cool" way to type, according to idiots. It also makes the way you type look "pretty." Usually typed with sticky fingers.
s2PdPeRs0n45654645: hAi GiRlFr3n!!!!!!111
Moi: Stop typing in sticky caps & learn how to type correctly.
s2PdPeRs0n45654645: DiZ iZ dA iNt3rNeT n I cUd tYp Da WaI i WaNt, iIgHt CuDdY!!!!!!!!111
*blocks s2PdPeRs0n45654645*
by Not a stupid idiot September 21, 2005
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claas

that dude is claas
these balls are claas
by ron_burgundy February 12, 2008
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alternating caps

Used to convey sarcasm or mockery across the internet. Can also be used to purposefully mislead and create humour (see r/PeopleFuckingDying)
Person 1: Ugh, why do people use alternating caps as a way to insult people when really its annoying and that they can't think for themselves?

Person 2: wHY dO pEOplE usE AlTernAtING CApS AS a wAY tO iNsuLt PeOplE WHen REally ITs AnNoYInG And THat THEY cAn'T tHinK foR THEmSelves?
by epic MeMelord MAGNificEnT November 21, 2019
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Slamming Clams

The act of two females rubbing their vagina's together for mutual stimulation.
Look at these lesbians go at it! This takes slamming clams to a whole new level!
by Oppozy November 12, 2009
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kanye west caps lock night

when kanye west blogs, he types in caps, and uses excessive exclamation points, like everything he says is THAT important.
a kanye west caps lock night is when you have to type everything in caps using excessive exclamation points because IT'S THAT IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST DROPPED SOME KIDS OFF AT THE POOL AND THERE WAS NO BOOTY WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HAS TURNED INTO A KANYE WEST CAPS LOCK NIGHT
by socalbaby September 29, 2009
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ALL CAPS

Obviously, ALL CAPS is the act of typing in all capital letters. The following definitions and examples are to tell you what the all-caps typer's intent is:

1) When used sparingly, typing in all caps emphasizes those words the writer considers critical.

2) When writing rhyme, all caps indicates the syllable/word/beat to be read as accentuated.

3) When used like singles in a strip club, all caps indicates the writer thinks nearly everything spewing from his mouth is of utmost importance. This is the same kind of douchebag who highlights 85% of a textbook. Usually, the writing was forwarded to him from some dogmatic groupthink processing center he subscribes to, but to feel like he contributed, he'll all-caps a fartload of words. Often seen with excessive exclamation points.

4a) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, that person's caps lock is stuck. They need a new keyboard.

4b) When an entire piece of writing is all caps, it was written by a COBOL or FORTRAN programmer, or data-entry person who has worked on COBOL or FORTRAN programs since 1979. They're lost to us on the whole caps-lock issue... just snap their suspenders or flick paperclips into their beehives and move on.
1) Before feeding lions sausages, DO NOT rub your genitals with beef tallow!

2) There ONCE was a MAN from NanTUCKet

3) The JEWS and BLACKS are in CAHOUTS with THE ONE-WORLD GOVERNMENT and they INTEND to TAKE OVER NASCAR!!!!!

4a) DAMMIT! TWENTY BUCKS DOWN THE FLUSHER FOR A NEW KEYBOARD!

4b) WHEN PRESIDENT FORD SENT ME HIS NOTE ON ARPANET, IT WAS IN ALL CAPS. WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH SUCH A GREAT MAN?
by The Evil Steve August 25, 2005
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capsize

when a boat's top deck submerged, usually at least a third or half of it
the boat laying on its side had been capsized by the collision
by Corsair Sailor October 3, 2007
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