Claire

Any mid-20s hook nosed blonde girl that does not understand how to interact with males IRL, so she resorts to childish behavior to gain attention.

Darrell: I was just at Pin’s and the Claire in the next lane threw her drink on me!
Don: That girl just marked you with alcohol, she must like you.

Darrell: YES! She will not be the only one all wet tonight.

by Slack Master March 31, 2023

Claire

The best person ever does everything she can for you will never leave your side which tells that if you have a Claire in your life you will never be lonely. She is truly amazing.

A Claire will love you for life.

by Bobby road May 30, 2019

claire and will

when a twig gets a girlfriend

damn! that twig got a girlfriend! thats a claire and will

by rmille123 September 15, 2020

Claire

Someone who can break apples in half, even when OTHERS say that she can’t. Death is afraid of her and she will win the battle of life. She also will win any challenge of strength!

People who can’t break apples: haha you won’t be able to snap that apple!

Person with apple: yes I can, I’m like claire

by Littletabbycat November 10, 2021

Claire

A person obsessed with Even dexter

Claire: i will pay you if you get me a evan dexter mug

by ur mom is my hoe March 15, 2022

Claire

Claire is a evil little fucker who should go fuck herself. She will be the bitchyest person you ever meet and you will regret the day you met.

Claire is a bitch.

by I like unicorns June 7, 2017

Claire

A title possessed by the wokest girl at a high school.

"Remember kids, all violence is bad and Republicans are fascist pigs who deserve to be executed!"

"Shut up Claire"

by TheTactician22 June 1, 2020