chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004

Chud baby

A baby miraculously conceived through anal intercourse. The sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. The baby, then, travels back into the ass, where it is born through the butthole, presumably covered in shit.

That chud baby smells like shit. Throw it in the trash.

by PapaT November 1, 2006

chud muffin

Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.

Get of of my lawn yah stinking chud muffin.

by RoundElephant September 24, 2007

chud bait

a person you know, dislike, and would not miss if you were to never see them again. As if a "CHUD" had eaten them.

I hate that guy! He's a fucking chud bait!

by Rockhammer March 7, 2009

Chud grenade

any asorted things that might attract lesbians such as tuna fish cans strip clubs or hot topic

toss the chud grenade so we can escape

by sage of duh December 14, 2007

chud nut

The balls of clingon poo you get on the man hair around the anus

"man these chud nuts are hurting my butt"

by ZaPpeh April 23, 2003

chud

A friend, or companion.
A intimate friend.
Best friend.
etc, etc, etc.

"Awww. You're my best chud."

by Lolzhi April 17, 2006