Chode Mongrel

1. Noun- one who collects chodes and hordes them together for pleasure or other personal gain.

2. Noun- being a douchebag or retard in one way or another.

1. Lee is such a chode mongrel, he goes around asking everyone for their chodes.

2. Ahmed is telling everyone that I had sex with that slut even though I didn't, hes such a chode mongrel.

by Teh ChodE MaN2 February 25, 2009

chode butter

A thick substance consisting of sweat and dead skin cells that accumulates in the chode region between the balls and ass.

By the end of the trip, the chode butter had solidified.

by Carlos Caliente December 28, 2005

Choade-A-La-Mode

fat cock and ice-cream

she wanted food in the bed? i gave her ass choade-a-la-mode

by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

chode pipe

Another word for a meth pipe.

I was tweeked out the other night, I smoked a gram out of my chode pipe.

by Steve_Juggernaut May 9, 2006

Chode choker

A man or woman so eager and desperate to suck a dick that they would stoop so low as to engage in sucking a chode. Usually a derogatory term used for males.

Man, that guy is a chode choker!

by Austin March 19, 2005

Chodemonger

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

cherded

The act of

1-Using an equation not a formula
2- Not studying days in advance for a Physics test
3- Not "understanding" your topic

Adam got cherded on after his physics test.

by lolcats123567 January 15, 2011