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jedi chopstick master

someone who is asian and eats with chopsticks very fast
lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)

woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew
by darejar March 9, 2008
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Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.
My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.
by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019
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Chopstick

An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings
Me: This man has a chopstick

John: EVERYBODY RUN
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California Chops

Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!
by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010
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bollox chops

bollox chops is a name given to a girl who likes to perform oral sex on men but settles more for testicles than the penis. "bollox" refers to the testicles and chops refers to the lady's mouth.
by satanssnaredrum September 13, 2011
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Noun. When you find a concept that a person who is brilliant wrote, that you don't understand. You open the wikipedia article about that concept, and open tabs in your browser for all of the links in that wikipedia article that you also don't understand. Eventually, you have 25 tabs open and you hit the terminal point where you understand, then you work your way backwards through the other 24 tabs until you understand it all. Choose your own adventure books were books that had many possible endings depending on the pages you chose. They were entertainment circa 1985.
How does MD5 hashing work? It uses one way functions...How do one way functions work? Uh oh, time for a wikipedia choose your own adventure.
by CPT Ron November 14, 2017
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yum yum chops

Mom: What do you want for dinner?

Son: Some yum yum chops would be nice.
by Yumey July 7, 2008
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