Chalos

A name for a mexican with a mustache and a mullet

"That guy is such a Chalos!"

Chalos was suprised when he ate spicy food for the first time.

by Chalos September 9, 2010

choose your own adventure

In message boards: These are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). If done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.

NeoMario: Alex sees a girl comming towards him. He...

A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!

MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P

by NeoMario February 11, 2005

El Cholo

Nickname of Agentinian former soccer/football player and manager of Atlético De Madrid Diego Simeone.

Ole ole el cholo simeone!

by Turtle_TwisT March 29, 2017

Chomosaur

Short for Chomosaurus Rex, this is a student that is college bound who resembles a cross between a velociraptor, a child molester, and a human. This individual has skinny, bony, fingers a somewhat long pointy nose and has no ambition ever to actually finish college! They sign up for classes every semester, show up for the first two weeks, and sporadically show up for the rest of the semester only to be able to register for classes for the next upcoming term.

"Dude, who is that guy?"
"Charlie, that is Matt. He is a Chomosaur can't you tell?"

"Oooh, ok I see the resemblance. I hardly ever see that kid in class."
"Exactly! One of the many features of a top notch Chomosaur."

by Ghostbustersfreak March 26, 2010

Colossus

Being incredibly strong, like the marvel super hero

Ive been working out so now im Colossus and i could destroy you

by COLOSSUS August 3, 2003

Cholesterol City

A fast-food restaurant, such as McDonald's or Burger King, serving only fatty foods.

Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger at Bimbo's. That place is cholesterol city!

by KBK January 31, 2005

cholo polo

A game very similar to polo but played in low riders with shiny quarters instead of balls. The first cholo to succesfully pick up the shiny quarter wins the game.

Hey check out those spicks over there playing cholo polo.

by munchkinhatro December 26, 2006