Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

choker

when you attempt to take a blinker on a pen or vape but instead choke really fucking badly

"That bitch got weak ass lungs n she proved it with that choker!"

by step_mom_realness November 29, 2022

gold choker

Gold chokers generally mean prostution. Girls with gold chokers will exchange sexual pleasure for money.

Damn, you see that gold choker on her? I need run to the ATM real quick.

by JimmyChad July 12, 2017

Goat choker

A single menthol cigarette

Yo bro you got a goat choker

by American misfit April 3, 2022

goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.

person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*

by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015

Chicken Choker

1)Slang terminology for a male individual masturbating a bit aggressively making it look similar to a farmer wringing chickens necks for butchering.

2)procrastination, wasting time
3) The name of a grimy ass, crazy as hell, punk rocker with usually pretty darkly themed subject matter albeit awfully catchy music Band in Cleveland, Ohio.

I had chores for him to take care of, but he really is, is dang chicken Choker!!

by Mandy’s Billy March 24, 2019

smoked a choker

Description of smoking that a non-smoker might typically use in a friendly but slightly tut-tut manner towards a smoker.

Milky Boy smoked a choker and as a result was totally blissed out.

by Funky Magic December 11, 2007