Chimpan-A

A ginger Gibbon, so severely retarded as to be an entire alphabet behind the considerably more intelligent Chimpanzee monkey.

"Look, it's a Chimpan-A. Hi Terry, how's your brain today?"

"oook oook I really like Bob Dylan"

by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007

Chiminican

When a Chinese and Dominican couple conceive a baby you get a Chiminican.

My Chinese girlfriend and I just had a Chiminican!

by Shyze May 18, 2009

Chimpism

A rise in behaviour and attitude, especially in a social environment, which has more in common with a chimp in the wild, than that of a civilized human being.

A tendency towards aggressive resolution of a conflict or disagreement, lacking comprehensive dialogue, a commitment to understanding each other, a willingness to cooperate.

For all the foreboding and warnings in classical literature about the demise of society, noone could have predicted that it is chimpism which would usher in the chaos and inevitably bring the end to society as we know it.

by Aloysius Castle July 29, 2023

chipping

To leave.

Seeya dude, i'm chipping now.

by ^MisterJingo^ December 18, 2003

Crimping

An act of movement outside the norm, such as scooting, creeping, or duck-walking.

Joey, began crimping down the hallway, catching everyone's attention with this strange spectacle.

by comeonpeople October 11, 2016

chimpanzee

A highly intelligent species of ape found throughout Africa. Chimpanzees are known for their ability to outsmart humans and advanced mathematical skills. They are also outstanding architects and engineers. Chimpanzees were largely responsible for designing the rocket that took Neil Armstrong to the moon in 1969. The term 'chimp' is a derogatory term for chimpanzees that is commonly used by specicists.

That chimpanzee is smarter than any man I've ever known.

by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007

champing at the bit

Being so stupidly excited about something that you grind your teeth, like a racehorse does when being ridden.

"I'm champing at the bit for this party."
"I thought the phrase was 'chomping at the bit'."
"It's not. You're an idiot."

by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019