cheesedick

The cheesedick is similar to the dick, but uses techniques that are clearly cheesy to annoy the crap out of those around him, often in a backwards attempt to look cool.

"Oh, yeah! Your mad Ryu skillz can't stand up to my hundred-hand slap!"
"Man, stop being a cheesedick."

by Twilight Veil April 16, 2004

cheezed

smiling really big

haha jamie's cheezed! =D

by janice May 25, 2004

chewed

The state of being drunk.

I was chewed last night after me and my cats drank a fifth of Henny.

by G-Baby March 10, 2003

cheesed it

To have smelled a stinky dick.

Danielle: "Yo, I totally cheesed that guy last night"
Dhanya: "Really? I've never cheesed it. What did you do?"
Danielle: "Well, I told him his balls smelled really bad and he ended up cheesing himself to see if it was true."

by Paigedhanya January 13, 2008

cheesedick

See wanker or poindexter.

What a cheesedick. He'll never get laid or have any real friends.

by Joe December 11, 2003

Cheesedick

A military term used to describe a soldier who is a complete fuck-up, a complete kiss ass, and/or is obsessed with being Airborne or anything else that doesn't really matter.

Did he really try to commission in a maroon beret? What a cheesedick

by BMW2412 July 9, 2009

cheesed

1. the lame (or thought of as cute at the time) things men try to pull off in order to get laid. (e.g. bringing you coffee to the library during finals, phrases like "have you ever _____ ?...can i be your first?", feeding you any kind of food...you get the picture)

"I got cheesed last night by 3 different guys"

"he totally just cheesed you"

by Paulina V. November 10, 2008