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Choke the Cheesecake

To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.

You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.

You did WHAT to our wedding cake??
by Casey Weederman August 28, 2010
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Cheesecake

Cheesecake is the slang that mean someone snitched on you or throw you under the bus right in front of you.

The history of the slang "Cheesecake" came about when this kid snitched on me in school and when I got caught and scolded by the professor he was looking onwards while eating Cheesecake
Example 1:
Friend#1 is walking down the street with his girl and meets Friend#2
Friend#2 says "Hey whats up Friend#1? Is new your main girl? This is not the same girl you introduced me to at the party is it?"

Example 2:
I was out with my girl and Friend#2 Cheesecake me by telling her that she wasn't the one I introduced him to... Why he gotta Cheesecake me like that for?

Example 3:
Incorporate someones name
Your boy Justin Cheesecake had the nerve to ask me in front of my side chick is she my main girl
by JustinCheesecake August 18, 2013
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raspberry cheesecake

you get a bitch, ho, friend, yo momma, sucking yo cock and before you bust you pull it out her mouth, and punch her in the nose(in attempt to draw blood)Then you bust on her face. The red and white mixture makes a raspberry cheesecake.
He looked at his boys and said, "You know that bitch Shelia? Well, I'm gonna serve her up some raspberry cheesecake tonight."
by Kevin and Gabrielle August 23, 2004
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cheesecaking

the act of spuffing your load over a willing volunteers face and then punching them square in the nose causing a trickle of blood to run over the spuff looking like the strawberry sauce on a cheesecake.
come on diedre im taking you to m&s for a nice bit of cheesecaking
by harold boon January 1, 2008
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cheesecake

when you have the lil smile :) and the lil smile :) is very contagious and makes me smile
person 1: :)
person 2: you fucking cheesecake
by bodlen maker June 24, 2019
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Cleveland Cheesecake

the act of consuming cheesecake in Cleveland where calories DO NOT count. You're welcome.
When Mary consumes Cleveland Cheesecake it is like it never happened. You're welcome.
by K-Sizzle4 January 7, 2010
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cheesecake

1. A dessert pie with filling made from soft cheese such as ricotta, Philadelphia or farmer's cheese. Usually flavored with lemon or vanilla, baked without top crust and often topped with berries or cherries. (Technically a pie, not a cake, since it is unleavened and contains little or no flour)

2a. A genre of glamour photography and poster art made popular in wartime pin-ups of the 1940's & -50's, featuring modest poses by models and entertainers, displaying lots of leg but little explicit nudity. So called because of the resemblance of a stocking-clad female thigh to the layers of a cheesecake pie.

2b. (Hence) Any product or act of producing (i.e., posing, modeling or shooting) glamour photography or softcore porn.

2c. Any bare female flesh (particularly legs and not of breasts or pubic area) exposed for the purpose of sexual teasing or enticement.

3. (From above) Anything soft, sweet and enjoyable.
That brunette in the front row has been flashing cheesecake to the professor since she got that C on the last exam.

They call this work? Thanks for telling me about this cheesecake gig.
by Mac Person September 6, 2008
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