derp cascade

(noun) the resulting effect of derp spreading rapidly between individuals in a group, as a result of hyperstimulation of the derp gland. a single stupid person will be stimulated by something derp-worthy, which will cause them to emanate derp out to their surroundings. other stupid individuals will receive the stimulus and produce the same effect. this continues until an entire population of similarly-minded individuals have become stimulated, which can lead to widespread epic failure. it becomes increasingly more common in societies where intelligence is not respected (e.g. America)

Twilight. I don't need to say anything else. Fucking Twilight. Stephenie Meyer originated the derp signal, which spread like wildfire to its readers, resulting in a derp cascade. There are plenty more examples, but for now, this epitomizes it.

by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012

queso cascade

When "the big cheese" at work passes information down to the "little cheeses".

"The company has just implemented a policy which forbids workers from decorating their office with posters of kittens hanging from tree branches which say 'hang in there'. This requires a queso cascade. Stat!"

by Julie Rodeo April 13, 2014

Canadian Cascade

To perform a Canadian Cascade, you will need a bunk bed, two females, and four males. One of the nice ladies lies naked on the bottom bunk while all the males are on the top one. The males cut a hole in the upper mattress and simultaneously deficate, urinate, ejaculate , and vomit through it onto the waiting woman. They then proceed to gangbang the shit out of her while the other girl licks up the mess from the other's body.

Let's invite Tammy-Lynn and Shaniqua over tonight and see if they'll let us give them a good ole Canadian Cascade

by R_texas July 20, 2015

chacalele

To have sex with your clothes on

They did chacalele in the bed

by Pimpoleqy men June 5, 2007

Cascada

Possibly the worst "techno" artist out there. Cascada is not techno however is euro-trance, also known as cheese trance, because of the use of recycled loops. Everytime We Touch is not the biggest songs of 2006, that's because it was already made in 1992 by Maggie Reilly. Everytime We Touch is nothing spectacular because it's just a bunch of recycled junk. She did not write it, however just "remade" it for all those pre-teens squirming for attention who just don't know the difference between real "techno" and Cascada. Unforunately, she continues to recycle old tunes like never before and continues to become one of the most infamous groups to degrade the sound of electronic dance music.

Let me restate the definition of techno:

Techno: A word describing a genre of electronic music that sprung up in detroit and europe around the same time (early 80's). Was (and Is) characterized by a 4/4 drum kick beat (varies), mechanicalistic effects and drum patterns from drum machines and synths, occaisional bassline, melody of various kinds, and a repititive feel.

Please, those of you who do use the word techno for everything electronic--don't. (credit to psytrancer)

And for the record, Cascada is not the best techno artist, they do not fit under the techno category, you dolt.

Ignorant person: Cascada is the BEST techno artist ever!
Smart person: Cascada blows.

by Snak3st May 25, 2006

Chastained

To be chastised at an elevated level of precision. To be utterly destroyed verbally by a superior opponent- a la Kate Chastain.

“Wow Smashton. You just got Chastained. Again. How embarrassing for you brü.”

by Dine&thrash February 17, 2020

Chastain

To be in error. to destroy, break, botch, or ruin. To fail, to forget. To injure (another person or object.)

Mandy, after all those drinks, you'll probably chastain something at may house.

Q:Why is there broken glass all over the floor?

A:Mandy chastained her beer bottle.

by Bobbytouche April 14, 2010