sci-fi channel

a cable channel that, despite it's name, has nothing to do with science fiction.

the sci-fi channel consists of only stuff like psychics and LOST.

by Phil the Pill September 8, 2006

Disney Channel Original Boner

(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.

Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.

Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?

Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!

Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.

by TerminalLance1371 February 20, 2012

the tampon channel

Any channel like Bravo or Oxygen which has programs aimed towards more feminine audiences. Known for abundance of tampon commercials.

Me and my girlfriend were watching TV together, but since nothing that she wanted to watch was on, I got stuck watching the tampon channel.

by I am a Piranha August 29, 2007

Disney Channel

A channel with very low-budget, unfunny shows that are somehow popular. All the special effects in Disney Channel are terrible, the sets are so fake you can see the glue holding it together, and the lighting is about as good as it is on Saturday Night Live. Most shows have one main character, and that one character sings the theme song, and is female 99.9% of the time. When one of the actors/actresses is out doing some other movie, they try to cover it as cheaply as possible. For example, on Wizards of Waverly Place, when Jennifer Stone was filming Harriet the Spy, they said that her character was on an extended vacation to the Bahamas or something. The jokes are lame and overused, and have laugh tracks following them that void whatever faint trace of humor there was to begin with. Most of the characters are high school age, and yet never curse, say perverted things, or even do anything that would be almost inappropriate for a six-year-old. Which is kind of pointless, because in today, an average child ten and under has seen like at least 10 R rated movies, so they've already seen that stuff and it wouldn't hurt to see it again. Yet, despite all these flaws, Disney Channel shows are extremely addictive to watch and you'll find yourself TiVo-ing every last one, and eagerly awaiting the time each week when a new episode comes out.

"Suite Life is, like, my favorite show.

I blame brainwash"

"The Disney Channel is soooo lame.
But I can't stop watching it..."

by hashahahhaheshm October 27, 2010

disney channel

Don't watch it! It's like watching the video from The Ring. Plus, it hypnotizes you.

I was passing by my little sister while she was watching t.v. and was hypnotized into watching Disney Channel.

by TheD22 November 18, 2010

Channell

Channell is beautiful and unique in her own way, she doesn’t take no mess from nobody she doesn’t care who you are. She’s sweet but don’t test her. Channell is a boss, she’s loyal, she’s a queen she raised two beautiful princesses are they respect her so much.Channell is a very joyful person to be around with you would never catch her not smiling because that’s just who she is. Channell is great, and she’s an awesome friend to be around with

I love channell she’s so wonderful. I wish I was a channell. Channell is a great friend. I love her

by Itsssss.jasmineee73 June 24, 2019

Carebear Channel

Widely used in MMORPG Games (Mass Multi-player Online Role-playing Game). It's used to define a game channel which PK (Player Kill) is prohibited and therefore players can play in peace without unreasonable interferences from other players. The word "Carebear" is used because the players playing in those channels are deemed by other players to be cowards and wanted to be protected rather than facing the harsh world of reality where there's bound to be PK.

If you do not want to be PKed for no reasons by some lunatics, especially the mapletards, please switch your game channel to the Carebear Channel.

by lalaman March 27, 2008