The idea that only a small percentage of very attractive men are statistically off-setting the average number of sexual partners typical men have in a lifetime.
An example of The Wilt Chamberlain Theory is Wilt himself. Let's take the number of sexual partners a regular man has had with how many Wilt Chamberlain has had(20,000 reputed). Then divide by the number of men(2), round to the nearest 1000, and the average would be roughly around 10,000 partners each.
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Get the The Wilt Chamberlain Theory mug.When you are driving your car, you lock the windows, turn the heater to high, and then fart, trapping it and all your passengers forcing them to sniff your extra hot ass air.
After enchiladas and several yeasty beers last night I decided my fart sniffing family would also like to enjoy some hot farts so I locked the windows on the car, turned up the heater to high, and executed them using a Polish Gas Chamber.
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When you are so fucking drugged out of your mind that any slight inconvenience is suddenly a major issue.
"I am thinking mornings should be illegal and the federal pain chamber dismantled."
"The federal pain chamber?"
"Yeah, waking up really early is torture"
"The federal pain chamber?"
"Yeah, waking up really early is torture"
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Get the The Federal Pain Chamber mug.After taking a huge dump, you immediately put your head in the bowl, cover it with a towel, and breathe until you puke or pass out.
I've been doing my own porcelain gas chambers lately but yesterday I was lucky and my friend Billy let me use his after he had taco bell for lunch.
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Get the Chambers mug.One of a few good nu-metal bands out there. Meegs, Dez and Mike are all beautful! :) Lead singer Dez Fafara has great vocals.
by i slayed your mom last night December 28, 2003
Get the coal chamber mug.Farting while in an enclosed space, such as an elevator, where you victim(s) cannot escape in a hurry. This forces those that are trapped to breath in the odor until it is possible for them to leave.
Once at 2:00 in the morning at the airport I was stuck on an elevator with a young couple and their single, misbehaving crotchfruit who would not stop bumping into my broken arm. Being already pissed about having to travel internationally without much warning from my boss, I decided to get back at them by turning the elevator into a gas chamber just as I arrived at my floor. With the child's face being about ass-height, I felt quite satisfied after.
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