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Schrodinger's cable theorem

The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.
Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.
by Xeto November 9, 2021
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cable

usually a word used by rich people or by jealouse poor people
i have unlimited cable and i am better than all those poor people over there with their dial up
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cable rage

Impotent fury at being unable to untangle cables, wires, chains or rope like items.
John had cable rage, his power supplies were tangled.. And in order to free them of his audio equipment wires he risked pulling his computer off of his desk. The computer mouse and keyboard had already fallen off the desk, hitting his head and back and he is hoping they aren't broken or have any buttons missing. But he knows he cannot lash out, with so many valuable items at risk. This is cable rage, a lonely, frustration driven madness.
by Morrisimo September 9, 2008
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Cobble

verb - to cobble

a term used first in minecraft, meaning to build oneself out of a mine shaft or pit. It can be used to express taking oneself out of a situation - the opposite of digging yourself into a hole.
John: I hear you got into a fight with Jean about her being a food Racist
Max: I tried to Cobble my way out of it.
by "The Kid" March 11, 2012
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cable orgy

A large cluster of cables inextricably intertwined
I can't get my phone charger free of the cable orgy going on in the closet!
by Grammar Dawg December 18, 2012
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Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.
Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.
by weddun July 11, 2011
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xbox usb cable

Cable used to convert from Xbox controller port to USB female port.
Neil, where is my fucking USB cable you lazy prick
by snookmz March 20, 2005
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