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cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back
that's cause spooning in a dress duh
by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019
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Probable Cause

Probable cause is defined as the reasonable belief that a person has committed a crime. To determine probable cause, a test is used to determine if probable cause exists and is sufficient enough to arrest a suspect. The test must show that the facts and circumstances of the officer's knowledge are sufficient enough to warrant a reasonable person to believe a suspect has committed, is committing, or is about to commit a crime.
Probable Cause you ain't got nothing 😂🤣
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019
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Trump caused Covid

The bullshit idea that it's Trump's fault for COVID, not only ignoring the fact that recently the CDC discovered that only 6% of counted COVID deaths were actually COVID deaths, but the fact that it was due to the fact that many governors did things that Trump had no control over, such as the fact that Governor Cuomo sent old people to die in state nursing homes, deaths which helped cover up, while attacking Trump, and furthermore, Trump signed the largest stimulus bill in US history to help, oh and there's also the fact that overall, Trump had no effect on the decision of the state governments, considering that the US has a federal system where the states can decide for themselves what policies to have, so even Trump putting out guidelines still didn't mean that all governors had to follow them. Overall, everything is mainly reliant on the states.
Leftist dumbass: Trump caused Covid Haha Cuomo is such a good boy he should run for president he cares about covid and climate change and he stands up to Trump
Anyone with any IQ over room temperature: Did you know that Cuomo sent old people to die in New York nursing homes and also the fact that he helped cover up deaths afterwards? Oh and consider the fact that he shut down 2 reactors at the clean and powerful Indian point Nuclear power plant, as a result of which reliance on carbon dioxide emitting natural gas increased.

Leftist dumbass: (AOL noises) Orange man bad! He is literally *Insert average movie dictator* and we are *Insert generic hollywood rebel* !
by Gaylordgangster69 September 16, 2020
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Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.
Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021
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I don't know, stop fucking your sister maybe. You God told you not to fuck your sister. You did it anyway. And then you started a cult to extole the virtues of sister fucking.
Hym "What's causing all the autism? Probably all the incest, quasi-incest, and accidental genetically similar attraction incest. Let, she looks like your sister because you live in the same family tree somewhere down the line. You made an incest cult. Stop fucking your sister or stop complaining about the autism. You can't have it bith ways."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
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Cause Frick You

(phrase) "Cause Frick You"

A phrase coined by The Fellas, typically used to explain something arbitrary, unjustified, or just plain unfair — often when there’s no logical explanation, or when someone’s flexing authority without reason. It’s the go-to response for glitches, nonsense rules, or petty power moves, usually said with a heavy dose of sarcasm and comedic flair.
Examples:
Something went wrong. Please try again later — cause frick you.”
“You can’t park here, sir.”
“Why not?”
“Cause frick you.”

“Wait, why are we banned from the server?”
“Cause frick you, apparently.”

“Why does this app randomly crash every time I open it?”
“Cause frick you, that’s why.”

“I did all my CMU but it did nothing to my grade — cause frick you.”
by Albert Fingernoodle April 9, 2025
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Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023
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