Carol the Sock

The Deity of Barnegat Township.

Bob: "Do you where Carol the sock came from?"
Rob: "Yeah it's the sock of that Semi Afro dude."

by Jonabomb January 27, 2008

Muff Caroling

The act of singing holiday songs into a woman's vagina instead of preforming oral sex. Usually around the Christmas season.

Last Christmas eve i went muff caroling around the office party and promptly got fired.

by Att2455 January 11, 2014

carol ardrey

The best mom ever. Much better than your own. Trust me. This is the internet.

Your moms nothing like carol Ardrey, carol Ardrey is the best mom ever

by M.T. Vanderbilt May 28, 2014

Carole-Anne

with an amazing hair-trigger, this self-aggrandizing know-it-all is quick tempered and eager to argue the most inane detail into eternity, often using faulty information.

She was so tedious and overbearing, a true Carole-Anne!

by tkk2s February 5, 2010

a christmas carol

A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.

Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.

by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006

Pulling a carol

When pooping yourself in the middle of a farting contest

Did you hear about bob? Him and Jim were having a farting contest and he was pulling a carol!

by Bathe-hobo November 24, 2011

Aunt Carol

Similar to an "Uncle Ted", except an "Aunt Carol" usually has nothing to do, so she calls up people and gets in 5 hour long phone conversations with them.

Husband: "Honey I'm home!... Jesus, are you still on the phone?!"

Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"

by Illu Sionist January 8, 2008