Carmel Football

Carmel (NY) football is mostly known for their rivalry with The Mahopac Indians. Even though their rivalry is one sided most of the time with the Carmel Rams winning every year, they’re known for choking really f*cking hard in the playoffs against any team. All Carmel coaches are known well for their success. With their head coach obsessing over a Peanut Butter and Jelly, he is also talking about how his “weather machine” is on and well. The Rams are always mostly successful every year but they’re just known for choking on their coaches cocks and in the playoffs. Also they’re known for their insane fan section the “Carmel Crazies” as one of the most rowdy groups of them all but very disrespectful and annoying at times.

Coach: You know what week it is? PAC WEEK!
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)

by JamJizzJoe October 14, 2018

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carmel person

A person who obsessively drinks Starbucks, talks about their rich person problems, and loves to spend all their money uselessly

That Carmel person just brought their Starbucks frappachino to school.

by thecarmelperson January 20, 2014

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carmel wastecoat

When a dude pulls his dick out of a girls ass then flips her on her back to blow his load on her stomach mixing cum and shit together to make a carmel colored wastecoat

Billy: wheres your wife?
Seamus: washing off her carmel wastecoat.

by Gooeytomato March 25, 2021

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French Carmel Apple

Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean

After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple

by Delete_this_now November 19, 2019

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Carmel the stupid bitch

A sometimes annoying girl that can be the equivalent to a idiot female dog hence stupid bitch. a Carmel is proud to be a stupid bitch and embraces the fact she isn’t any normal bitch she is a stupid one. The stupid bitch is unique and has normally has the first name or nickname of Carmel.

Antonym - A nice decent and very normal person.
e.g. an Avi

Carmel the stupid bitch said she wanted a mug saying she is a stupid bitch

by Avz1up February 10, 2018

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