Carl is a big ass hoe, he has sweat stains, his ankles are also swollen and he eats all the kfc chicken like the big ass bitch he is and he killed our son micheal by sitting on him.
Carl is fat and gay
by Bigbootyadri445 November 28, 2021
Get the Carl mug.A man that seems very balanced in all aspects however he is only hiding it well, he is very handsome and people tell him that but he is insecure and doesn't believe it. He treats women and his momma like a treasure. He is loyal, trust worthy, says mean jokes, humble and a cool chill guy unless you cross his boundaries he will say something about it. if you happen to be friends with a carl you are very lucky.
by Hdhshdhd December 4, 2021
Get the Carl mug.A man that seems very balanced in all aspects however he is only hiding it well, he is very handsome and people tell him that but he is insecure and doesn't believe it. He treats women and his momma like a treasure. He is loyal, trust worthy, says mean jokes, humble and a cool chill guy unless you cross his boundaries he will say something about it. if you happen to be friends with a carl you are very lucky.
by Hdhshdhd December 4, 2021
Get the Carl mug.A guy/girl with this name is probably weird as fuck and moans every 2.5 milliseconds. On rare occasion, it might become an historian, but become very, very annoying.
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Get the Carl mug.person #1: Hey what's up how are you feeling today?
Person #2: Not that great man, I'm feeling pretty Carl.
Person #1: Oh that sucks man.
Example B:
CARL I LOVE YOU SO, YOU ARE MY DEAREST DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE MY HAND (NOT FIGURATIVELY) IN MARRIAGE?
Person #2: Not that great man, I'm feeling pretty Carl.
Person #1: Oh that sucks man.
Example B:
CARL I LOVE YOU SO, YOU ARE MY DEAREST DEAR, WOULD YOU TAKE MY HAND (NOT FIGURATIVELY) IN MARRIAGE?
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