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career victim

1) Noun; a person who keeps making very stupid decisions while at the same time lacking the prudence to learn from his or her mistakes, therefore doomed to make the same mistakes again and again.
Figuratively speaking, someone who fell down the "stupid tree" and hit every brach on the way down.

2) Noun; synonymous for con artist. A person who continues to engage in irresponsible/stupid behaviour and uses the consequences of such behaviour to make him-/herself "the victim" in order to gain pity or sympathy.
We do not wish to encourage career victims, nor do we wish to penalize customers who make the occassional mistake.
by Mentor May 20, 2005
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Carer

A person (usually within the family environment) who maintains personal assistance to another who may suffer from, but is not limited to: a physical disability, mental illness, intellectual disability, or drug and/or alcohol dependency. There are no boundaries to the notion of 'caring' in this context as a large number of 'Carers' can be found throughout the globe in many different environments. Caring roles are often demanding and some services exist primarily for Carers, allowing them to 'have a break'. Support for Carers appears to be on the increase however a particular difficulty in the Human Service sector is reaching out to people who are 'unidentified carers'- those who maintain a caring role however are not aware that there is appropriate support available.
John has an acquired brain injury and is unable to perform a lot of daily personal tasks. His wife (Primary Carer) Julie assists him with tasks such as showering, grooming, and mobility.
by shaunoAUS June 9, 2009
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Carterama

The term derived for what could be a one-term Presidency for Barack Obama, if he doesn't live up to campaign promises, or to 'fixing' the country's economic woes and stimulating new jobs for millions of out of work Americans. Is a splice of former one term-er President Carter's and President Obama's names.
It's going to be Carterama in 2012 if Obama doesn't turn things around.
by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009
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carter

CARTER is a man of memes. CARTER like to think he is chicken man.
1. i love to suck on my CARTER
by BIG dick vandamme June 4, 2018
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Carperpetuation

(kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
James couldn't vacuum up the string. Carperpetuation was the only option.
by Ford escapes are nice March 26, 2010
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The Carter Theory

A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.
by downs is the new up October 7, 2009
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Jimmy Carter

Who was the 39th president?
Jimmy Carter.
by oops i made the wrong email December 13, 2016
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