Captain Fine

A nickname for Chris Pine, referring simultaneously to the actor's role as Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek film and his status as a GQMF.

"New pics of Captain Fine? UNF UNF."

by ocptnmycptn June 28, 2009

Captain Subtext

Super Villain who tells people what the subtext, that is what you really mean, when you say one thing and mean another. Captain Subtext lived in the attic of Jeff Murdock's childhood home in the British comedy "Coupling." He reportedly had "secret meetings" with Jeff's mother, and performed surgical operations on his privates while he slept.

Captain subtext will tell her you're lying!

by Eelz-Zirg July 10, 2010

Captain Niall

Captain Niall is the nicname for Niall Horan shipping larry stylinson. Niall has tried to confirm larry stylinson multiple times in interviews with one direction.

"I'm the biggest larry shipper!"
"No, captain niall is!"

by rogtaylors January 23, 2020

Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 17, 2007

Captain Australia

A shirtless drunk wearing the Australian flag as a cape as a sign of patriotism. Female equivalent often wears the flag as a dress or bikini.

Commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.

"What happened to your car?"
"Captain Australia jumped on the roof shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!"

by bluegirl January 30, 2008

captain destructo

one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything

my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken

by tbrutal March 15, 2009

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009