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Captain Whiskey Dick

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.
So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

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by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010
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Mr. Captain

The Captain of Mystery Missions. He is arguably one of the most awesome people ever because he lets his agents call and text him whenever they feel like it. Also, he sings for us while he does Livechats. We love him dearly, even though his abs break the internet.
Agent 1: I love Mr. Captain. He's so amazing. He let me call him and gave me a compliment
Agent 2: MR. CAPTAIN IS SEXY AS HELL
Agent 3: I like his abs... but they break the interwebz
by Agent Sparkles February 11, 2010
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Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.
Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.
by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005
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Captain Sparklez

A YouTuber who makes Gaming videos (mostly Minecraft) which get a large amount of views. He works with many other YouTubers. He makes musical parody's of songs such as "Revenge" a parody of "DJ got us falling in love again" by Usher. And "TNT" a parody of "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz. He is a
Youtube and Machinima partner.
Amazing YouTuber who is great at games.

Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"

Boy 2: "I know right!"
by ALPHASAMMICH October 17, 2011
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Captain January

Main Entry: Captain january
Function: Noun

1: One who brings salvation.

2: Mythical savior and universal bailout amongst Marines. First introduced to the public in the popular film Full Metal Jacket.

3: That old dude that saved Shirley Temple from not only eminent death, but also kept the truant officer from locking her up.

4: A taxi cab.
1: Born Again Christian: Are you saved Marine?

Marine: Stand fast on that shit, I'm born again hard, and I've already got Captain January!

2: Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.

3: After watching Captain January 1936

Marine#1: Man, Captian January even saved Shirley Temple! That's one hard fucking charger!

Marine#2: You know, I often wondered what he looked like.

4: Marine: Give me a shot!

Bartender: Dude, you've had enough 100 proof.

Marine: I'm not drivin', so fire for effect!

Bartender: You're still gonna get a public drunkeness charge, so I'm not servin' you!

Marine: Don't worry about it, I'll call Captain January.

Bartender: Who?

Marine: Yellow Cab fuck tard, so give me another shot and turn fucking two!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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Captain Ussop

The act of inserting your nose deep into a willing females vaginal cavity, then once your nose is nice and compacted into the pussy you will begin unleashing the full force of your ussop juice straight into your subjects snatch. Make sure that while your in the act of inserting your nose, you say these words before diving in. “I am a brave warrior of the sea... Captain Usopp.”

BONUS: If your SO is alarmed by this action make sure not to stop. It’s very important that you squirt all of your ussop juices into the vagina or else this action could be VERY DANGEROUS.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I got a little wild and he let out a fat captain ussop into me. Not sure I’ll be doing THAT again.
by Wallstreetshkreliman March 15, 2018
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Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.
by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005
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