When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.
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A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
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Get the saras capri-sun vodkas mug.Gemini and Capricorn partners are intellectually and spiritually made for each other. This is a ship that can and will sail the highest if these two amazing Zodiacs come together. Not many people acknowledge them as a couple because they're opposite signs, but honey, Opposites Attract. #Gemicorn #Caprini
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Lucy: Oh You didn't know? Hiba Maz is a Gemini and her future husband Kim Taehyung is a Capricorn
Susan: Ooh. How wonderful!! Their ship can be called Gemicorn/Caprini
Lucy: Oh You didn't know? Hiba Maz is a Gemini and her future husband Kim Taehyung is a Capricorn
Susan: Ooh. How wonderful!! Their ship can be called Gemicorn/Caprini
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