candylander

A teenager or college-age person who doesn't drink, use drugs, or engage in any other form of illegal recreational activity. So called because they presumably spend their evenings playing children's board games when everyone else is partying.

I would invite Jeff, but he's such a candylander he probably wouldn't come anyway.

by dr. buttz February 10, 2008

candyman

An erection of the penis

Bloke: The candyman is here!

by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006

CandyMan

The product of crushing up Percocet and sprinkling it on a bowl of/in a blunt of marijuana.

Yo you got the weed ?

yea sonn i got the weed, you got the percs ?
Time to smoke some CandyMan and get riiipppeddd!

by InJecKshUn April 6, 2010

Candy Cane Sword

A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.

"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."

by t12j19c95 December 18, 2009

Candy Cane

A slang term to represent a young girl, usually under the age of twenty, but most commonly under the age of eighteen.

Term originated from the idea that not many mature females eat candy canes compared to the younger generations.

He’s such a candy cane seeking motherfucker!

Yo, that girl is a candy cane. I don’t fuck with that.

He was hitting on candy canes all night.

She a candy cane.

by Reclick May 19, 2018

candane

an adult that cybers with young children, may or may not be real life perverts or pedophiles.

Dude! that girl is only 12?!?! get your fucking dick out your hand and stay up off yahoo chat you candane ass bitch!

by Chris Hanson January 15, 2008

candy cane

The correct definition of a candy cane is, when a female is eaten out whilst she is on her period and she preforms oral sex to the male, they both keep eachothers fluids in their mouths , then make out...hence creating a candy cane

gurl-yo bob lets make a candy cane

bob-ay yo u dirty freak

by TamilSoul October 10, 2006