Can't hug every cat. 

An idiomatic expression similar to that of "you can't have your cake and eat it too."

Debbie: I just bought all these decorations and massive cake for my birthday party, but now I've run out of money to hire my friends. I guess you can't hug every cat.

Can't hug every cat. by PazzDawg July 30, 2011

can't toot for pootin' 

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

can't toot for pootin' by Jackalman April 14, 2009

Can't be bov 

Used to show a lack of interest in doing something. Infers that you are in such a lazy mood you can't even be bothered to finish saying the word "bothered", therefore shorten it to "bov".

Friend: Hey, you fancy popping in to town later?

You: Nah can't be bov.

Can't be bov by -Nate-Dogg- August 1, 2012

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll 

I’m just a clever, crafty troll.

Just like you guys hehehe.

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll

Can’t you tell that I am just a troll by Death Menace April 11, 2023

can't hit the broad side of a barn 

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

can't hit the broad side of a barn by tombo May 13, 2005

Can't be effed

A statement which expresses the disinclination of an individual to do something required of them.

Example Box: ?

Me: Can't be effed

Can't be effed by zeland January 13, 2009

Can't find my ass 

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.

Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.

Can't find my ass by ab5sr May 12, 2016